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Womens and Mens English!
Womans English
Yes = No
No = yes
Maybe = No
Im sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
Its your desicion = The correct desicion should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I dont want you to.
Im not upset = Of course im upset, you moron!
Your ... so manly = You need to shave and u sweat a lot
Your certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about???
Be romantic turn the lights off = I have Flabby thighs
Do you love me?? = Im going to ask for sumthing expensive
How much do you love me?? = I did sumthing today which ur really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off ur shoes and find a good game on tv
Is my butt fat?? = Tell me im beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late your dead
Mens English
Im hungry = Im hungry
Im sleepy = Im sleepy
Im tierd = Im tierd
Do you want to go to a movie?? = Id eventually like to have sex with you
Can i take you out to dinner?? = Id eventually like to have sex with you
Can i call you sumtime?? = Id eventually like to have sex with you
May i have this dance?? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress = Nice cleverage
You look tense, Let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
Whats wrong?? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Im boerd = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Lets have sex now
I love you to = Okay, i said it.... wed better have sex now!
Lets talk = Im trying to impress you by showing you that i am a deep person and then maybe you'ld like to have sex with me
Will you marry me?? = I want to make it illlegal for you to have sex with other guys
I dont think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay
额。。女人任性。。男人只爱ml..
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