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由芷茉于 2005-06-10 08:11 PM 发表:

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Womens and Mens English!

Womans English

Yes = No

No = yes

Maybe = No

Im sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

Its your desicion = The correct desicion should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I dont want you to.

Im not upset = Of course im upset, you moron!

Your ... so manly = You need to shave and u sweat a lot

Your certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about???

Be romantic turn the lights off = I have Flabby thighs

Do you love me?? = Im going to ask for sumthing expensive

How much do you love me?? = I did sumthing today which ur really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off ur shoes and find a good game on tv

Is my butt fat?? = Tell me im beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me?? = Too late your dead

Mens English

Im hungry = Im hungry

Im sleepy = Im sleepy

Im tierd = Im tierd

Do you want to go to a movie?? = Id eventually like to have sex with you

Can i take you out to dinner?? = Id eventually like to have sex with you

Can i call you sumtime?? = Id eventually like to have sex with you

May i have this dance?? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress = Nice cleverage

You look tense, Let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

Whats wrong?? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

Im boerd = Do you want to have sex?

I love you = Lets have sex now

I love you to = Okay, i said it.... wed better have sex now!

Lets talk = Im trying to impress you by showing you that i am a deep person and then maybe you'ld like to have sex with me

Will you marry me?? = I want to make it illlegal for you to have sex with other guys

I dont think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

额。。女人任性。。男人只爱ml..

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由石化海滩于 2005-06-10 10:51 PM 发表:

男人爱ml多还是爱女朋友多涅？这是个问题

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由贪心于 2005-06-11 02:55 AM 发表:

火星贴~

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别把我们当人

由 Kliff 于 2005-06-11 09:43 AM 发表:

连中文翻译版都是火星贴了

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由 Pier 于 2005-06-11 10:51 AM 发表:

同楼上

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要么不停地奋斗。。
要么不停地堕落。。
生活就是如此

由芷茉于 2005-06-12 09:52 PM 发表:

俄。。可能因为太火星
我只看过中文版的。。

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